a pick-up line i maaaay just reuse
“do you sleep on your stomach?
so simple, so cheesy, so effective.
“well, first of all, you must realize that i worship you. second of all, at the expense of seeming repetitive, i love you. thirdly, and here i go again with my enormous command of language, i can’t live without you.” —
richard burton, excerpted from one of his many, many love letters to elizabeth taylor.
oof! now that’s a love letter burty.